Quotes I've heard and mumbled v.1

Me: "Wow, this drill is really hard."

Hockey Coach: "If it was easy it would be called basketball and everyone could do it. You can substitute the word soccer for basketball..."

Director I work with: "We don't even know what we don't know."

(I think she stole that from Bush.)

My accounting professor: "Now we strudy cawraraw ronds. Cawraraw ronds. Cawraraw ronds."

Me: {He could say it 100 times and I still wouldn't know what the hell he's talking about. As I glanced in the book I saw, "Callable bonds." OH! Now I get it!}