Innuendo

"Someday, you'll have to make good on your innuendos."


A woman who just ordered a shot of tequila at a bar in Cherry Creek (Funny, it wasn't GKL...):

• "Just get in me and get it over with it."

On the bench at my last men's game:

• "B came but Will didn't." "I've heard that's a problem with Will!"
• "Boys, be harder on your sticks."
• "I couldn't get it up; too much rubber, not enough wood."

Coach: "I just can't get used to my knob."

Me: "Would some wax help?"

Coach: "Don't come on my face! Come across my face! So rude!"
Me: "Excuse me."

• Coach: "No way. I punch the clock, put my sack lunch on the nightstand and get ready for a full day's work. Sometimes I wear a scuba mask and fins."
• Me: "Wow. So much for research."