I'm officially freaked out.

"You and your big heart are going through some craziness right now and while it might not be the most fun you've ever had, you can tell that it's a lot better than what could have happened instead!"

I'm going to keep a tally of how many times this freaky Ram predicts my future or my moods...starting...NOW!

One.

"My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"

I really do need to get more sleep...