Stupid People

My good friend and college roommate, AnnaBanana, has a plan. When she becomes Dictator/Ruler of the World, she is going to create the Island for Stupid People and Smokers. Kind of like the Island of Misfit Toys in the great Christmas classic, Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.

The premise is simple, really. First and foremost, all smokers get shipped there. No questions asked. You smoke. You live on the Island. You are not allowed to come back to the mainlands until you are smoke-free. She would also ship all the stupid people there. I'm thinking this is going to have to be one ginormous island! Examples of stupid people - Go to the Island. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200:

• People who stay in the left lane by an on-ramp and don't let cars merge.
• Rude customer service people.
• People who say, "Irregardless."
• Managers who say, "Sorry, that's company policy."
• People who cut in front of the coffee line and act like they have no knowledge of this strange concept of "lining up".
• Cheaters. Even if they are pirates.
• Referees who are on a power trip or just plain ol' dumb asses!
• People who voted for the President even after his first four horrible years.
• People who don't vote.
• Doctors who think they know it all but clearly don't; then they wait to order tests until your disease has progressed to the incurable stage.
• People who expect something for nothing.
• People who are convinced their problem is the worst, most urgent, and most important.

Feel free to add your own to the list. The possibilities are endless for stupidity.